Too Loud the Squalid 2
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south east asian food strangely named with 2 words from Hindi and Sanskrit. "Roti" coming from Hindi and "prata" from Sanskrit. What Indian would have corrupted the name with 2 type of Indian word. Must be offensive. Arguably identical to Malaysiia's Roti Canai, the translation of Roti Prata means Bread Bread. it can only mean that the name was derived by people not original from it's culture. Oh those British!
More important I just had Monitor lizard for breakfast, what do I do with this food ? My omniscope prompts me that I arrived at a new place seemingly with no purpose and people would find me odd unless I came to order food.
the omniscope seemed to have calibrated my time travel back to the 1970's
the omniscope further prompts......drink this.....and act normal.
buzz! the omniscope voice concierge started to speak...
-> turn around and enter the empty shop
it must be the sugar rush from the drink. my knees turned weak and vision became white
oh
omniscope > thank you for your entry
oh
omniscope > we are now processing your new location
...please don't send me to eat another prata.. ...
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